"So, yesterday I went and met up with that guy I met on the internet." "That Tom guy you're always talking about?" "Yeah, that guy." "Well, how was it?" "He wasn't as attractive as I had hoped."
"Phew, I made it." "Welcome back. You're sweating like crazy." "Yeah. A guy on an electric bike was about to pass me, so I really gave it my all." "And? How'd that go?" "I lost."